Behold gentleman!
Because this is the night where you will testify a great chapter in the history of Mankind.
Someone has arrived.
The one we all expected for so long.
For so long that we are even tired of hearing and talking about it. But no one could forget.
Not for one second.
Someone with a great figure.
Perfectly shaped, maybe by God Himself.
Someone whose presence is so strong that even the ink of my pen is afraid to face.
Someone whose perfum is so captivating that not even the most powerful Maharajah can top.
Someone whose walk amazes all people in the globe.
Someone whose fences were passed long before Man's first step on the moon.
And you, you thought you could be that someone.
I have to congratulate you because you've accomplished one of your so wanted Master Pieces.
But not today.
Baby, today you only got everyone laughing at you.
Laughing so loudly that it burn.
And that burn that is leaving scares in your skin has my name written on it.
Gladly, I was the one who laughed louder. Drink it up